First game of the season is fast approaching so I took the liberty of creating the match thread! There's gonna be a lot of buzz going into this one. First of all, we have to mention Benjamin Sesko.
Moving on, let's have a look at recent fixture history, because it's flattering to us. We've won 4 of the last 5 Premier League meetings:

United's transfer window so far:
In: Sesko (Leipzig), Mbeumo (Brentford), Cunha (Wolves), Diego Leon (Cerro Porteño)
Out: Lindelöf (free agent), Eriksen (free agent), Evans (retired because old af), Rashford (Barcelona)
Garnacho, Sancho and Anthony have been frozen out and probably won't be in the stadium, let alone the matchday squad.
Prediction: 3-0 to Arsenal (Gyökeres x2, Saka)