Qwiss Same. The vibe i got is how his cool approach and ability to handle pressure helped the dressing room. Very good addition to the squad
Big Willie Champ When Kane sat for this he had to be resuscitated several times
Looks like a Temu T-1000 😂
IBL If I were Kane and someone produced that statue of me I'd set aside £100k to have him assassinated 😆 Also funny he had it done in the England shirt 😆 … when he retires he'll probably release a biography called HERR KANE: MY TIME WITH ENGLAND AND BAYERN with a two paragraph "early life" section about Spurs 😆
Burnwinter spurs really had Bale, Modric and Kane this century.
Burnwinter If I were Kane and someone produced that statue of me I'd set aside £100k to have him assassinated
Why? Surely you're not saying that the real person looks better than this? 🤔
QuincyAbeyie If I were Kane I'd be thinking "If you're going to make a statue of me I'd better fucking look like Ryan Gosling" but also "Don't make a fucking statue of me! Don't look at me! Don't look at meeee! No I never played for Tott'numb! No mum I'll be a good boy, don't make me go to Spurs!" … but what do I know …
Burnwinter If I were Kane I'd be thinking "If you're going to make a statue of me I'd better fucking look like Ryan Gosling"
Oh my God.. My wife said the same thing about Kane.. That he sorta resembles Ryan Gosling (although much uglier. lol), but the long shape of his head and his profile is similar. Its too funny someone else said that about him.
USArsenal That's what Kane would like to look like ... what he actually looks like is if Felicity Kendall had a love child with Lurch the butler and then the grandmother hospitalised the kid with a cast iron pan for sticking his fingers in the rice pudding.
Fuuuuuuck you @DiabyKungFu
Only player I was disappointed with tonight.
Purely situational player only. Not the material to start nor come on as I alluded to a couple weeks ago.
Lukazan Situational player only.
The situation is "Brentford vs. Fulham".
Lukazan agree, but for this exact reason I thought he wouldn't be fazed and bury his penalty.
DiabyKungFu Eze scored an absolute beast against Leverkusen to progress and that's fair but his next biggest praise probably comes for the Spurs games but I honestly can't help but feel it's a 'he got there before someone else' situation there. We'd had won both those games regardless.
He is not a high touch player and hence convention would suggest a misfit at number 10 in a top team. When he came I would assume the idea was to have him play on the wing in the same side as Odegaard. Too bad it just didn't happen enough this season.
Been poor for a while. And what an awful penalty.
I wouldn't count on him and Ødegaard to be our most advanced midfielders next season.
Bring Back Kerrea Gilbert I wouldn't count on him and Ødegaard to be our most advanced midfielders next season.
DiabyKungFu jury's out on both. Too young.
You can see why the Morgan Rogers rumours start to make sense
Stop being weird and just play Max and Ethan. Sell both Eze and Odegaard. Use the money to help a full rebuild of the attack.
DiabyKungFu Stop being weird and just play Max and Ethan. Sell both Eze and Odegaard. Use the money to help a full rebuild of the attack.
I just saw your DP and for a second my head almost exploded thinking it was @Claudius typing this.
