Meatwad yeah its a bit like Real were going to get Zubi and City were going to get Rice right up until the deals were done.
fictitious updates. the deal has collapsed.
Meatwad
Ah-ha!
Maybe the collapse has collapsed.
Sporting are annoying fucks. I'd be livid if I was Gyok
Sicario2 But wait! The medical has collapsed because the scheduled doctor was deregistered!
What's the bet we play Sporting in the Champions League this season?
If I hear breaking news one more time, I'll burn this place down
I'm ignoring these ITKs until he's on Arsenal.com with a shirt in his hand
tazmania with a shirt in his hand
...after taking it off while celebrating his first hattrick at Old Trafford
Coombs and a new PL rule will be made up on the spot, 2 yellow cards cos he took it off, then another cos it was still off as he got booked.
Sounds like this one is edging closer
lorddulaarsenal I feel like I'm trapped in Groundhog Day
lorddulaarsenal we appear to be finalising this deal in tranches of 2m at a time
Mirth the Gyokeres transfer saga was the real Zeno's Dichotomy Paradox all along.
Mirth mate I’m telling you this is worse than the the Arshavin saga, at least that one was one month start to finish. Gyokeres one is so annoying.
Mirth Gyöundhog Day
Lads, I've a feeling we might sign Viktor Gyokeres
I've heard we've entered cement talks with Sporting Lisbon.
I'll be very disappointed if, after all this, Arsenal don't soundtrack his announcement video with the Specials Concrete Jungle.
If only Mr. X was still active and could bring us some reliable transfer news. I heard he got shafted by Romano over the Ayden Heaven to United story and was so disillusioned he retired from the ITK game altogether. Poor bloke.
