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I'm excited.
Guys, we're signing a top 5 striker in the world.
I know some of you don't want him, but let me just say this one last time: you're going to love this demon. This is the best signing we've made since Aubameyang.
Klaus there's been a few good players signed since Auba. Unless you meant forwards
tazmania I meant players.
Klaus Klaus. Not any slight on Viktor but you’re also going to love Zubimendi. He insanely good at football.
More importantly we’re signing the single biggest gap a team that’s finished 2nd 3 seasons in a row has missed. Exciting times.
Sign up Eze and extend Nwaneri and we're the best squad in Europe
His base fee is £55M. That's amazing. Only cost us a Noni Madueke
tazmania 27.5 Michus. What a bad currency. Going the way of the Reichsmark during WW2. Only currency more volatile has to be Dogecoins.
lorddulaarsenal Bloke's amazing.
I had three wishes before this window: finish Zubimendi, give me Gyökeres, and give me Eze. I'm going to faint if we get all three. I'd have to get a shirt with Big Berta on the back. Arteta can bring Ledley King out of retirement and offer him a contract for all I care. Still the best transfer window in decades.
We've signed Rice, Gabriel and Saliba since then. I'm a bit skeptical that he's the best since Auba but we'll see
I mean come on guys, chin up. Partey is gone and we've got Zubimendi and Gyökeres. We've shipped one sickly rapist and taken on two top class payers who never miss a game in the exact areas that win you the most points on the pitch. This is business so good that you want to print and frame it. We'll drop like a fucking hammer on United in the first game and never look back.
Klaus i hope so but got to remain humble. Let’s aim to have a great start to the season and take it from there.
Klaus who never miss a game
Mate can you not? 😬
Probs go 5 nil up playing with loads of swag and then we’ll bring on Madueke who will proceed to score 6 own goals in record time
Apparently Anders Limpar was something of a mentor for Gyökeres when he started out in Brommapojkarna: https://fotbolldirekt.se/internationellt/anders-limpar-vill-se-arsenal-ta-gyokeres-det-hade-varit-helt-galet/
Article's from 2024, but Limpar talks about how much he'd love to see Gyökeres in an Arsenal shirt. Seal of approval from god himself.
he has a career arc that lines up with some of footballs best late bloomers. keen to see what he can do in an arsenal shirt. he seems to be absolutely locked in mentally about this move.
Gazza M absolutely locked in mentally
Let's hope it's that and not "locked up for being mental" as it sounds to me like he's been running round like a pork chop for quite a while on this deal.
Finally, some quality backup for Kai.
Interested to see what number he will get. 14?
He’s come on a lot physically in the past 2 years. Probably the catalyst for his stats going mental
