League position: Championessss, championesss ole, ole, ole
League points: 92
Champions League progress: Semis (ooerrrr)
FA Cup progress: Semis - assuming we avoid a bit fish early, difficult to see who will beat us but, given other commitments, I think we'll ultimately run out of a little steam.
Player of the season: Bukayo Saka getting his crown back
Young player of the season (under 23 now): Saka - can't see it being anyone else
Top scorer - Errrrrr, guess who? Kai Havertz to run him close though.
Most disappointing player: Tomiyasu (not because of his quality, I've accepted he might just be broken)
Plus a few bonus rounds:
Most injured Arsenal player: Tomi
Match day of St Tott's: 32
First league manager sacked: Maresca
Penalty for City's 115 charges: points deduction, appealed down to a fine obvs.
Arsenal–City head to head league points: 3
Match day before ten Hag sacked: not sure he will be now.