Loose Unit Chaotic Sulk Monster Error Meltdown Arsenal XI
Almunia
Eboue Koscielny Gallas Santos
Flamini Xhaka
Gervinho Diaby Arshavin
Hartson
Bench: Nasri, Kanu, Soares, Senderos,
Pépé, Parlour, Zinchenko, Wright
Central defence is probably a bit better than it should be … at least until it's explosively bad and Kos is breaking someone's leg while Gallas cries in the corner.
This team would be so fucking wild to watch anyway. Just trying to wrap my head around moments like Eboue and Gervinho mobbing both the opposition left back and themselves at the same time.