and to think if daniel levy wasn't such a worthless prick kane would have been sold to man city and they wouldn't have haaland and history is different with this cursed footballer wearing city's #9.

Just seen the result. 😆 It was assumed he'd finally win a trophy in his first game like Rice but the history of the Tottenham came through. Will the history mean they can actually be challenged for the league?

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The best scene was when he dived for a penalty and ran up to the ref then realised he can't speak German

You sure? I must have tuned out. I thought he ran up to the ref after Mazraoui's handball. At least had an exchange with the ref before the germans came around to object. Don't watch them but last night RB Leipzig played some really quick vertical football. Thought Simons was one of the best on the pitch along with Musiala, Gnabry.

He’s a cunt but I wouldn’t be surprised if he breaks the Bundesliga all time season goalscoring award this year. Guy will get at least 40 no problem.

    wait so all PSG had to do to keep Mbappe happy was to get rid of that bum Neymar? should have done that last year.

    After Militao and Courtois did their ACL and out for the season, it's now Arder Guler turn to have a serious knee injury. Rotten luck Real Madrid

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    Unless Bayern go up a notch in terms of dominance from where they were during Lewandowski's time there, there's no way Kane outscores peak-Lewandowski. The Pole was easily a couple of levels up from Kane when he was at his best.

      Saudis have requested a spot in the champions league

      UEFA will definitely cave

        Mirth Saudis have requested a spot in the champions league

        UEFA will definitely cave

        The big clubs would likely walk away and proceed with the super league in that scenario IMO

          Add to that, the reason these Saudi clubs can do whatever they want is because there's no FFP there. Wouldn't work to let one team in the competition ignore the FFP while the rest of the clubs have to abide.

          Not a bad start for Bellingham.

          Can't help but think what a shame it is that he's chosen to go and play in a dead, uncompetitive league.

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            Speaking of the league cup, we have drawn Brentford away in the next round.

            An easier draw would have been nice but it'll be a good test for some of our youngsters anyway. Hopefully we see a bit of Nwaneri through this competition this season.

              TambourineMan An easier draw would have been nice but it'll be a good test for some of our youngsters anyway

              Won't be any youngsters there. Well maybe "youngsters" like Reiss, ESR and Vieira, and even then doubt they all play. Probably just the usual guys with a few fringe players sprinkled in from the regular bench warmers.

                Not sure if your regions can watch this but this is the first Saudi El Clasico. Finish 4-3. Some high quality goals and plays

                This pass by Messi is just silly. How do you even have the vision to even think about making that pass and then execute it with perfect weight.

                  That's just ridiculously good. Who will think of passing it out wide for a tap in again from the middle of the goal. Wow

                  He's turning himself into a one man Harlem Globetrotters over there. The touch to turn prior to that ball is ridiculous ... he knows he's gonna flat-foot the defenders, counterbalances the force needed to kill the ball with a flourishing arm like a matador or a dancer. It's a great exhibition. The thing about Messi is this: you watch him and you're prompted to imagine the ridiculous heights football could reach.

                  Didn't know Christmas hams were already on sale, must be part of Lyon's gastronomic tradition.

                  Mirth what? y'all haven't seen CR7 doing stuff like that recently? 😉

                  He's having a blast out here in the MLS. No pressure - doing what he loves and loving what he does. Good thing is pace was never his main thing so he's not going to lose much in that regard. Could easily play till way over 40 if he stays uninjured.

                    England has quality almost everywhere don't they

                      Come on Zinchenko! Send Saka and Rice packing.

                      flobaba England has quality almost everywhere don't they

                      and then play Jordan Henderson in CM

                        Henderson, Maguire, Madison. I get they’ve were already close to qualification, but what on Earth is the gaffer doing? Philips on the bench.
                        He’s left players like Sterling and White completely at home.

                        Good feature with probably the best LW in the league. Most of his goals are spectacular and the way he analyse situations, you can tell he is super intelligent.

                          Claudius I think it's a tough one. As a pure winger Mitoma is head and shoulders above most of the rest of the league in beating his man, delivering a telling cross or cutting in.

                          People like Rashford, Martinelli etc are more like forwards on the left rather than a winger.

                            Clrnc It's a great mini-feature. Cliché, but the way Mitoma speaks about the first touch reminds me of Musashi's inadvertently hilarious commentaries in THE BOOK OF FIVE RINGS ... stuff such as "One must always strike first. This should be studied with care." 😅

                              Feint east, shoot west.
                              Beseige the flanks to rescue the middle.

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                              I love the way Szcz just stops and looks at him.

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