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Let's laugh at Man United some more

goon

Aside from the fact that the soundtrack to this has finished me off, Antony has single handedly undone all the hard work I’ve been putting in to convince @Qwiss that Key Passes/Chances created is a useful stat.

Qwiss

goon Creative powerhouse. haha that ones going straight into the whatsapp groups to annoy United fans.

Gazza M

goon he's like a dime store version of nani. maybe he come good in a couple of years, but who knows if he'll last that long

banduan

KingslandBarge turning on their captain
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/bruno-fernandes-2022-23-performances.471416/page-109

the thing about that lot is that they are moaning about Saka's 'diving and moaning' when they have that git on their team.

Burnwinter

Ridiculous United targets headline

Headlines like this make me feel comfortable United are still miles away from getting into a good gear. It's like the transfer strategy of Tiny Tim from A CHRISTMAS CAROL.

Qwiss

Those 3 would hugely improve United. Not sure what your point is. Bellingham is the generational talent United need. Mounts a quality player who's out of contract in 2024 so likely to go cheap this summer. Kanes a bit short term but he guarantees goals and along with Rashford would make them very dangerous. They're all far better uses of Uniteds money than the likes on Antony.

Burnwinter

Qwiss Those 3 would hugely improve United. Not sure what your point is.

Spending £280m would really improve us, too. My point is that even when you're United, efficiency matters, and that "list of targets" is seriously just "who's famous"? But then I guess it's therefore likely total bulldust.

KingslandBarge

Would be relieved if Man United diverted their efforts to Mount and Kane, then say De Jong and Osimhen.
Bellingham's temperament combined with quality of United's player development environment and dressing room culture, it could go a similar way to Sancho.

Qwiss

Burnwinter they've been permanently linked to Kane so I think thats true. Bellingham has everyone interested, including us somewhat if you believe the journos. There are levels to it though, clearly Liverpool are more serious about him than us, United are probably closer to him than us. And with Mount again everyone is monitoring that because he's good and running out of contract. For United he's likely on the same list as Bellingham further down. Its not a £280m shopping list either. Mounts gonna go cheapish for his level and passport.

Burnwinter

Bellingham: £120–150m by reports
Kane: £100m by Levy's claim
Mount: £50m by reports

Now I certainly don't think they'll be splashing out for all three, but that's my back of the envelope working.

Clrnc

I don't rate Mount. He is at best Ramsey level, nothing more.

Bellingham on the other hand...

Qwiss

Clrnc Ramsey was brilliant when he was fit.

JazzG

Ramsey was a great player man, the guy's body wasn't made for elite football but if we had kept him fit more we would have done a hell of a lot better .

Claudius

Lol. United is not buying all three of those players.

goon

Qwiss he'd have done really well under Arteta in the Xhaka role. It's a really vertical role where you just need to bomb up and down and get into little pockets further up the pitch, while being able to combine in tight spaces. Almost made for him.

Claudius

goon he would be racking up numbers

Big Willie

As long as he wasn't constantly injured, yes. However we all know how fragile his body was.

JazzG

Delusional twat.

Don Pacifico

JazzG Lolz not even true. Sounds like excuse making.

Whilst I agree that we've had fewer injuries this season than previous years, I'd also wager that there must be some reasons behind that (not luck) given the horrendous problems we used to have with injuries.

goon

He’s full of it. Genuinely one of the most irritating managers out there.

Claudius

He must be infected by whatever madness Antony suffers from.

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