Coombs that they reset every time doesn't really matter, because like you say yourself a coin toss does as well. To expect to get "heads" at least once after three attempts isn't logically fallacious.
That the odds are different from season to season doesn't really matter either. It works with varying numbers.
The part about monkeys is relevant - if our you think Kroenke's spending has been so pitiful that in the three last seasons he's not given us more than a tiny chance, it won't add up to much over several seasons either.