Oh, and having thought about it for a while I think I'd prefer for Barca to win it, out of that lot.
I don't see the reasoning for wanting Madrid to do it over them. Barca may have their share of odious ones, but they also have Guardiola, play great football and though they spend, they've got nothing on Real's absurdity.
The smugness of Mourinho would be unbearable if Real won it, and who wants to see Ronaldo preening about with another winners medal?
If it's the Cesc thing, then you really need to cast your mind back to the days when Thierry was here in his pomp. We may have sold him to Barca once he was past his best, but it was Real who hassled us every summer for years.
The other three require no explanation for not being preferred.