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Crystal Palace, West Ham and Southampton are the only teams in the league who have gotten less than our 3 points (2L3D) over the last 5 games.

We'll be in the relegation zone in december if Emery stays. Like literally. There's only 7 points down to the line.

Worst possible result. The Americans will dither. It’s all very inconvenient to be sacking coaches during Thanksgiving

deardevil wrote:

Sokratis is a fucking clown. Definitely the worst starting defender we have ever had.

Someone forgot the Mustafi years quickly! Can't blame you though.

goon wrote:

We are twelve, TWELVE points behind Leicester now. Top four hopes are done. Just get this guy out, he’s done.

Leicester are second. Man City are fourth. We are 7 points off fourth as it currently stands.

Not that we are getting top four, but still.

There's no way after this performance Raul and Edu are thinking a draw buys Emery some more time. Either they're sacking him or not but the final result can't be the reason for either

deardevil wrote:
goon wrote:

We are twelve, TWELVE points behind Leicester now. Top four hopes are done. Just get this guy out, he’s done.

Leicester are second. Man City are fourth. We are 7 points off fourth as it currently stands.

Not that we are getting top four, but still.

True. Some perspective here at last. Just 7 points off City, need Chelsea to win later. 

We can still turn this into a brilliant season for top 4.

Also the next coach has to be a fucking dictator. Unacceptable from damn near everyone

deardevil wrote:
goon wrote:

We are twelve, TWELVE points behind Leicester now. Top four hopes are done. Just get this guy out, he’s done.

Leicester are second. Man City are fourth. We are 7 points off fourth as it currently stands.

Not that we are getting top four, but still.

The last sentence is the problem. What the exact point difference is at this stage matters little.

jones wrote:

There's no way after this performance Raul and Edu are thinking a draw buys Emery some more time. Either they're sacking him or not but the final result can't be the reason for either

Don't think we will sack him, as there aren't any available replacements.

People talking shit about Tottenham being brave don't realise that the Spuds only sacked Pochettino after most likely having sounded out Mourinho as a replacement.

jones wrote:

Also the next coach has to be a fucking dictator. Unacceptable from damn near everyone

A shame Thierry is no longer available. We definitely need someone to kick some ass and shame the players.

deardevil wrote:
jones wrote:

There's no way after this performance Raul and Edu are thinking a draw buys Emery some more time. Either they're sacking him or not but the final result can't be the reason for either

Don't think we will sack him, as there aren't any available replacements.

People talking shit about Tottenham being brave don't realise that the Spuds only sacked Pochettino after most likely having sounded out Mourinho as a replacement.

Everyone knows Spuds already had Mourinho lined up.

Shady wrote:
deardevil wrote:

Don't think we will sack him, as there aren't any available replacements.

People talking shit about Tottenham being brave don't realise that the Spuds only sacked Pochettino after most likely having sounded out Mourinho as a replacement.

Everyone knows Spuds already had Mourinho lined up.

Mourinho’s been gigolo-ing himself to the top clubs for the last 3 months. Once Spurs agreed £15m, it was pretty easy to make things happen. 

There are so many managers though who will get us out of this negative spiral. The Kroenkes don’t see our competitiveness as a priority 

jones wrote:

Also the next coach has to be a fucking dictator. Unacceptable from damn near everyone

You almost want us to appoint Felix Magath, horrible though he is, just to give these assholes a proper shock. Remember that story about how Wolfsburg was on preseason in Austria and he cancelled training and told them he'd take them out for coffee and cake? He just failed to mention that the café was at the top of a mountain and they had to run the whole way. Several players broke down and cried, Grafite puked himself unconscious and had to be picked up by an ambulance, and Magath was running the whole way behind them to make sure no one escaped.

His first demand at Fulham was that they'd build him a pyramid platform in concrete that he could stand on top of and look down on the players every training.

That was awful. We need a purge. Emery, Ozil and Sok first please.

Klaus wrote:
jones wrote:

Also the next coach has to be a fucking dictator. Unacceptable from damn near everyone

You almost want us to appoint Felix Magath, horrible though he is, just to give these assholes a proper shock. Remember that story about how Wolfsburg was on preseason in Austria and he cancelled training and told them he'd take them out for coffee and cake? He just failed to mention that the café was at the top of a mountain and they had to run the whole way. Several players broke down and cried, Grafite puked himself unconscious and had to be picked up by an ambulance, and Magath was running the whole way behind them to make sure no one escaped.

His first demand at Fulham was that they'd build him a cement pyramid that he could stand on top of and look down on the players every training.

WTF 😆 
The softness. The weak defending. We need to Clorox that shit out of our club 

Claudius wrote:

There are so many managers though who will get us out of this negative spiral.

This sounds like that 'anyone is better than Mustafi' logic that often did the rounds here.

deardevil wrote:
Claudius wrote:

There are so many managers though who will get us out of this negative spiral.

This sounds like that 'anyone is better than Mustafi' logic that often did the rounds here.

Go to the Emery thread. I have 3 or 4 qualified managers we can get. I’m not saying bring in Sherwood