Nkunku looks dreadful, I don’t care what Jones or transfer police claim.

Leipzig can’t get into it. Difficult to see them getting back into this.

This Liverpool reserve keeper goalkicks are utter crap ffs

Di Maria is so underrated as a footballer. He's excellent.

That touch from Neymar. My word.

That touch by Neymar is out of this world. Wow. Just wow.

Just realised Nagelsmann assistant is our ex youth fullback Volz

Moritz Volz! Pretty sure he had a blog about being a footballer back in the day.

Klaus wrote:
Claudius wrote:

They need to stop showing Nagelsmann. What’s he wearing?

German people really shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves.

Doesn't matter who dresses Nagelsmann, bloke is as hideous as they come. That image of him wearing permanent makeup for eyebrows for his first game vs Bayern has been burnt into my retinas fucking Milhouse looking prick.

The whole RB setup is so despicable, and then you look at PSG. Tuchel is at least a bit less detestable than Nagelsmann.

A Bayern-PSG final is just a crying shame, and if Lyon pull off the implausible, Aouar's even less likely to end up at Arsenal.

Just seen the replay. Absolutely fucking outrageous ball from Neymar, ball smashed into him and he glides it past Upa into Di Marias path. Bloke has a better first touch with his back heel than 95% of players with the inside of their foot.

Watching the replays. Neymar’s touch is when you’ve reached black belt level and are doing things subconsciously

Neymar and Mbappé are so much fun to watch. Incredible footballers.

Is Poulsen supposed to be good? Looks a dreadful footballer.

What's Mukiele doing? Obviously he slipped no foul but he stayed on the ground protesting and so made Bernat onside. Joker

The right back had a mare there.

Clrnc wrote:

What's Mukiele doing? Obviously he slipped no foul but he stayed on the ground protesting and so made Bernat onside. Joker

I suspect it’s a dive too, it doesn’t look like a natural slip.

Is there a good reason to hate Bernat? Let me know, because I can't stand him and I've no idea why.

I hate his guts too. Gawd knows why. Think it’s the name and his shitness

Coombs wrote:

Is there a good reason to hate Bernat? Let me know, because I can't stand him and I've no idea why.

He just has a face like a guy who wants to room together but insists you have separate milk cartons and peanut butter jars. Even puts big stickies with “Bernat” on them

If you have two guys like Upamecano and Partey, the impact it can have on the offense could be monumental. Between them, they’d stop the ball being stuck in our back line.
And I think the new kid Saliba could play to the left as well. He’s good with both feet so would be fine shifting over

Hahaha that slip was pretty funny

Clrnc wrote:

Hahaha that slip was pretty funny

He deserved it. Neymar is too skilled a technician to fuck up the pass to Mbappe. He was trying to slow down the counter so that he could do a give and go.

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

Bayern will smash PSG

Not sure. Got a funny feeling about PSG this year.

Choupa-Moting must be pinching himself every time he comes on for PSG. I bet he cannot believe his luck.

Wonder where Thiago Silva is going to end up.

That felt like a CL group stage game.

Hopefully tomorrow’s game is much better.

First french team to reach the final since Monaco in 2004. What an achievement......

Replays show that Herrera didn't just put his hand on Mukiele, but also kicked his foot. Should've been disallowed.

Bryant wrote:

Wonder where Thiago Silva is going to end up.

My gut feeling is Serie A, even back to AC Milan.

Quincy Abeyie wrote:

Replays show that Herrera didn't just put his hand on Mukiele, but also kicked his foot. Should've been disallowed.

Yeah just saw it, I take back what I said. VAR is really useless