United are dogshit, cant stress it enough
They have one quality player in Pogba who their ex players are doing their best to ostracise. Maybe Martial but he looks washed up too and is a sulking dickhead anyway
Then a bunch of non discernible wastemen everywhere, half from their famed horseshit academy which produces these FM regens with literally no remarkable qualities. The other half bought for 50m a piece
To round it off they have an ex-hobbit in charge, easily the league's worst manager and this is a league where somehow Steve Bruce managed to stumble into a job by accident
Glory glory Man United