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Football Predictions Based On Nothing

GaelForce

Xcdude24 wrote:
I predict Josh McEachran will be involved in a sex scandal by the time his career ends.

With a farmyard animal.

Aaron Ramsey will never have a season as good as Jack Wilshere's 10-11.
Laurent Koscielny will retire an Arsenal club legend.
Nicklas Bendtner will captain Bayern Munich to a treble before he retires.
Chelsea wont win the Premiership in the next five seasons.
Cristiano Ronaldo will punch someone in the face next time Barca beat Madrid.

Tony Montana

Arsenal will win the Champions' League under Arsene Wenger.

Mirth

I was going to say that RvP will go through the rest of the season without picking up an injury. I'm glad I didn't.

Biggus

Careful GM, I was nearly burned out of my palatial suite at A-M for "jinxing" our players.

Klaus

We'll knock Barcelona out of Champions League on penalties.
Jack Wilshere will end up a wide forward in a few seasons.
England will reach the final in the World Cup 2014.
Carlos Vela will be Arsenal's top scorer in the future.

Armor

Emmanuel Adebayor will end up playing for Fulham or Blackburn.

Ryan Babel will pursue a career in music as a rapper.

John Terry will become a manager and fail spectacularly.

England will field a team in a Euro or WC qualifier with 5 Arsenal players starting within the next 8 years.

James

Ian Holloway will retire from football after keeping Blackpool up, and go on to start his own Bristolian mature cheddar.

Lukazan

Drogba will continue to find himself slightly out of favour since Torres' arrival. Frustrated, he'll hand in a transfer request this summer and Wenger will break the Arsenal transfer fee record to land him, purely to eliminate any chance of us having to face another side containing Drogba EVER again.

lorddulaarsenal

Jamie redknapp will develop a twitch

Iloveyouarsenewenger

Messi will leave Barcelona and move to some other club whilst still being the holder of WPOTY.

Claudius

This summer, Wenger will buy Gennaro Gattuso for the sole purpose of letting him loose in the Nou Camp when we inevitably play Barcelona in the knockout rounds of the Champions League next year. Gattuso will effectively end his European career by stuffing Pique in Xavi's gargantuan gob, and then running up into the stands to head-butt LaPorta.

flobaba

John Terry will sleep with Wayne Rooney's wife. They will have a kid that's uglier than Gareth Bale. He will play for Stoke City- and England. And end Diego Maradona's grandson's (Sergio Aguero's son) Barcelona football career.

Diaby will be Arsenal's best player next season.

Arsene Wenger's concubine's son will play for Arsenal.

Tony Montana

Birmingham will beat Arsenal in the Carling Cup final.

Ricky1985

Not cool, Tony. Not cool.

Tony Montana

Well it's not based on anything.

Claudius

flobaba wrote:
Arsene Wenger's concubine's son will play for Arsenal.

He already is. His name is Denilson

banduan

A baroness will step out of an Audi crashed on a ski-slope, with semi-naked professional footballer sticking out her behind.

flobaba

Tony Montana wrote:
Birmingham will beat Arsenal in the Carling Cup final.

Taking a cue from Tony:

Arsenal will not win any meaningful trophy under Arsene Wenger, ever again.

kamikaze

you realise tony was right?

Tony Montana

😆

He doesn't get this thread.

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