Hahahahahaha, I was just going to hate on people who take their shirt off when they score.

Love watching these cunts kick the shit out of each other.

wow, asensio!!!

Golllaaasssooooo Asensio.

This is some high quality fucking entertainment.

That was an amazing Classico.

Now which daft git set a blue-red team to play against a blue-green team. Why not let Real play in white?

What a strike by Asensio on his left foot.

I think Barcelona are in for a tough season.

Had been watching all first half and then left just before the game took off. Ended up missing all of the second half action.

Asensio looks ready to become world class, and he (plus Isco) may make Bale expendable.

Ronaldo has earned himself a 5 game ban

Worth it. Was such a cunty decision, especially after the Suarez dive. Real will be fine without him.

Just watchted the "shove" now for the first time. Doubt little tap was worth anything, let alone getting a 5 game ban for it.

I hate how smug refs look when they make these kinds of decisions, and act like they have some kind of force field around them. It's pretty infuriating.

Definitely should be banned, though. Can't be having that become a thing, but overall it was just another part of a great spectacle.

Watched the Suarez dive and what angered me even more than the dive was Ramos' reaction to it. Disgusting bunch of cheats and hypocrites.

Haha yeah, that bit really struck me too. The hypocrisy seems completely lost on them too, like when someone who's lying about something get's genuinely indignant when they're accused of lying.

Cronaldo definitely needed to be banned just to act as a deterrent, 4 games about right too I'd say.

They are all so perfectly hateable, and also ridiculously good at football. Like bizzaro Arsenal.

Gnabry playing for Hoffenheim against Liverpool in the CL qualifier right now.

Gnabry winning a pen

Shit pen though

So obvious h was gonna miss that pen. He took way too long, as did the ref TBf.

That's about the worst penalty I've ever seen.