Does seem to be getting a little unbelievable...
On the season ticket thing, I've always thought it a strange thing to believe of the club, too, not as strange as the "we only bid because we knew we had no chance" line, but still a bit loopy.
On this occasion, the season ticket renewal deadline actually passed last week before any of these stories broke. So if they were worried that the 60,000 long waiting list wasn't enough security going into the new season then they truly have terrible timing.