So, er, I presume the reason that nobody has mentioned that Coldplay will be (dis)gracing our stadium next summer is that you're all in shock about it?
Can't believe I got an email from Arsenal telling me about priority ticket booking- though it did occur to me that they might fetch a decent price on E-bay. Amusingly, a Spurs fan I chat to on Twitter tells me that there's a whole load of Spurs fans refusing to go to the gig as they... well, you can work out why. It's certainly nothing to do with the fact that Chris Martin and chums are bullshit munchers of the highest order.