Reverse engineer the journalists' thought processes. In a newspaper office, somewhere:
BOB: 'Hmm, Wenger will be looking for a midfielder.'
LARRY: 'Hmm, where from? Would have to be from a place.'
BOB: 'Germany's a place.'
LARRY: 'True. Germany is a place. Do you know of any midfielders from Germany Bob?'
BOB (looks for a moment as if he's about to reach for his mouse): 'Hmm ...'
LARRY: 'Schweinsteiger. But he's not available.'
BOB (looking stumped): 'Hmm ... I don't know of any that are available.'
LARRY: 'I guess it must be that one of the unavailable ones is really available.'
BOB: 'Yeah. That's what I would think. Wait - what does it matter what I think? That must be what Wenger thinks ...'
LARRY (starts typing): 'Ok, let's write this up. Wenger, who needs a midfielder, thinks that a German midfielder who is unavailable is really available ... wait ... sources indicate that Wenger, who needs a ...'
BOB (sips coffee)
