Does anyone ever read this? I hadn't heard of this until a week ago, and I think it's hilarious (mostly because of the illustrations).
(http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/feb/04/you-ref-trevillion-sian-massey)
You Are the Ref
- Direct free kick on the line of the area defender sent off.
2.Stop the game to check the player is ok, restart with a drop ball contested only by the defending team.
3.Send all players and officials concerned to the stands.