Police have arrested the bloke who's most likely responsible for the Dortmund attack last week. No terrorist background, this guy actually placed 12 metres worth of explosives along the bus and detonated them because he bought 15,000 credit financed BVB short options (Dortmund are publicly listed) and then placed letters at the crime scene claiming responsibility in the name of Syria. Apparently if his attack would've killed or maimed the team he would've turned 50k to around a million
What the actual fuck has this world come to