Wow.
This reminds me quite intensely of the "Megan Fox will not go willingly to have her heart cut out" feature 😆
On Margot Robbie (original from Vanity Fair):
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/i-read-vfs-margot-robbie-profile-and-have-no-idea-what-the-words-mean_us_577d5658e4b0c590f7e7a891
She is 26 and beautiful, not in that otherwordly catwalk way but in a minor knock-around key, a blue mood, a slow dance. She is blonde but dark at the roots. She is tall but only with the help of certain shoes. She can be sexy and composed even while naked but only in character. As I said, she is from Australia. To understand her, you should think about what that means.
😆 Margot Robbie is not an ancient catwalk Aztec.
There's something about Condé Nast that attracts hacks like poo attracts flies.
I am from Australia. To understand me, you should think about what that means.
😆
Oh we do, Burnsy.
Every. Single. Day.
Burnwinter wrote: I am from Australia. To understand me, you should think about what that means. 😆
This one is gonna see some mileage.
Me and Biggus settling our differences after the big match.
Burnwinter wrote: This reminds me quite intensely of the "Megan Fox will not go willingly to have her heart cut out" feature 😆 On Margot Robbie (original from Vanity Fair): http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/i-read-vfs-margot-robbie-profile-and-have-no-idea-what-the-words-mean_us_577d5658e4b0c590f7e7a891 She is 26 and beautiful, not in that otherwordly catwalk way but in a minor knock-around key, a blue mood, a slow dance. She is blonde but dark at the roots. She is tall but only with the help of certain shoes. She can be sexy and composed even while naked but only in character. As I said, she is from Australia. To understand her, you should think about what that means.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/behold-your-newest-silver-screen-sex-goddess-jane-neighbor?intcid=mod-most-popular
Lovely bit of parody. Right on the sweet spot.
Neighbor is twenty-eight and twenty-two, at once. She is a kind of gorgeous that can only be found in or very near rivers. She is blonde but also blond, depending on the spelling. She is tall when she is on a ladder, and medium-tall when she is halfway up the ladder. Her eyelashes spell “glory.” Her naked hands can open wet jars, with just the strength of her slender fingers. She can be sexy and pointy and things that aren’t even adjectives, like glossary, or aren’t even words, like hilabrion. Her voice sounds like a truck full of rain.
😆 Graydon Carter is calling Rich Cohen as we speak and asking him why he didn't write this.
Brilliant 😆
I haven't followed this case closely but how on earth can a strange man kiss you without permission and it not be deemed sexual assault? https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11837459/paul-gascoigne-cleared-of-all-charges-after-being-found-not-guilty-of-sexual-assault
Thats pretty fucked up. How is kissing a stranger not a sexual act?
What kind of defence is "building up her self esteem"? Talk about adding insult to injury and I would be shocked if the CPS don't appeal this!
Surely random acts of sexual assault normally do the opposite to a womans esteem?
Qwiss! wrote: Thats pretty fucked up. How is kissing a stranger not a sexual act?
As long as there is no erection it is not a sexual act. Facts.
Bold Tone wrote: What kind of defence is "building up her self esteem"? Talk about adding insult to injury and I would be shocked if the CPS don't appeal this!
Was that actually the defence? I thought that’s just what he said to the arresting officers.
