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marv3llous

Most likely Cavani - fits the bill of "needing to be loved" and Muzzy was mentioned to have relations with PSG or their owners.

Ricky1985

I reckon he slipped up with the €60m thing, said it without thinking. That's a lot of moolah! We wouldn't pay that much for anyone over 26/27 I don't reckon. Maybe Götze!?

y va marquer

😆 😆 I think may be one of Alf's best ever posts.

Mirth

😆 I can't believe you guys sat and watched that. Particularly you, Alf - after all the stick you give out to the rest of us, turns out you're just intervening on yourself! If Muzzi was in a position to name a specific player, he'd be selling it to a paper - not discussing it on periscope!

Ray

It doesn't work, just says broadcast not found.

marv3llous

😆

We're so deep into muppetry mode now that i cant help but laugh at everything that's going on. Its great to have this kind of "entertainment" during off-season though. Helps me relax and spend time until the season starts. I rarely invest myself in any transfers during the season, all about the on pitch stuff then.

Ricky1985

My girlfriend can never know I was sad enough to watch that (and hang on the tubby agents every word!). 😆

goon

At least we know why he's doing this now, just getting enough followers so that he can sell some sort of course.

Nela

I thought the player was supposed to be German based according to Muzzi or whatever his name is, so Cavani doesn't make sense.

Also is it weird that after imagining the likes of Götze, Reus and Lewandowski in the current Arsenal team, the idea of Cavani seems somewhat disappointing? 😆

Ricky1985

I'm pretending that it's not a possibility that we're about to pay €60m for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, but it fuckin well is!

marv3llous

Nela wrote:
I thought the player was supposed to be German based according to Muzzi or whatever his name is, so Cavani doesn't make sense.

Also is it weird that after imagining the likes of Götze, Reus and Lewandowski in the current Arsenal team, the idea of Cavani seems somewhat disappointing? 😆

Its two different players btw. One is German based, other isnt.

Ricky1985

Nela wrote:
I thought the player was supposed to be German based according to Muzzi or whatever his name is, so Cavani doesn't make sense.

Also is it weird that after imagining the likes of Götze, Reus and Lewandowski in the current Arsenal team, the idea of Cavani seems somewhat disappointing? 😆

Na, that's what the other guy said. The agent hasn't said anything about position, league etc., even tonight he said it would sour relations between himself and Arsenal to give out details like that.

Nela

Did Muzzi really go form talking about a "signing of the year" to "some may say he's average, but I like him"?

Ray

Arsenal are probably paying this guy to keep fans entertained.

Ricky1985

There are some who'll say just about anyone's average, barring Messi and Ronaldo.

Ricky1985

They just did part two, loads of names mentioned by this Memzdogi guy from people on twitter, but nothing given away by Muzzi. Although he did say that three hours ago Liverpool accepted an offer from City for Sterling.

Said it obviously wasn't Benzema, why would he leave Madrid, and to forget about Lewandowski - he ain't leaving either. Don't think it's Aubamayeng either (phew!) because he said we have Welbeck so why would we need him? Also discussed Reus very casually which gave me the impression it wasn't him. Cavani, Higuain and Götze weren't discussed directly and I reckon it's one of them - who the fuck else is there?

He also said when he thought the stream had ended "if they knew the actual name they'd have a fucking heart attack".

Haha, it is fun!

Klaus

Ricky1985 wrote:
Said it obviously weren't Benzema, why would he leave Madrid, and to forget about Lewandowski - he ain't leaving either. Don't think it's Aubamayeng either (phew!) because he said we have Welbeck so why would we need him? He also said when he thought the stream had ended "if they knew the actual name they'd have a fucking heart attack".

So in conclusion, we just signed Ibrahimovic!

Alf, do you agree with the sentiment? We need a second opinion from a transfer buff who sat through all this.

Mirth

Alf's just gone to get Cavani #9 printed on his kit.

Ricky1985

He was asked who he'd sign up front for Arsenal and he said he likes poachers and wants one for Arsenal. Said he'd sign Javier Hernandez(!) but that he wasn't the guy in question. Other guy mentioned Zlatan and he said he wouldn't sign Zlatan because he's more of a target man and we already have that in Giroud. So, in conclusion, don't think it's Mr Ibrahimovic either!

Mirth

Ricky1985 wrote:
He also said when he thought the stream had ended "if they knew the actual name they'd have a fucking heart attack".

Hmm...sounds staged!

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