Memphis. 
That's the highest I've seen an attempt go over the bar by!
FA Cup 2016
Memphis. Second highest I've seen an attmept go over the bar by!
I switched on the tv a little while ago and the first thing I saw was his attempt on goal. I spilled my coffee laughing.
He's just smashed a free kick straight into Martial's head too.
I'd almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't quite obviously a cocky little tosser.
I think that's possibly the worst goal I've seen all season
This is comedy at its finest.
Would have been funnier if Man U was actually losing. Total domination for them so far.
My God they're impotent though.
Quality goal from Mata.
Should be offside.
How can they not be offside?
How can they not be interfering with play seeking to gain an advantage??
Bullshit rule. Shit free kick that the keeper would save easy but you can block his view and it's allowed in the rules.
But they did seek to gain advantage they weren't passive,
Just referring to what the twonk Glen Hoddle was saying at half time. Of course it's offside. If they're not active then why do all three run back (unsuccessfully!) to get onside?
Ricky1985 wrote:Memphis.
Ricky1985 wrote:Memphis.
Poor Shrewsbury, I was hoping they'd at least fluke a goal.
I went to a Crewe v Shrewsbury game at Christmas - Junior Brown is actually a nifty little player.
Steve's Gerrard's cousin was a right heap, he got a ferocious ribbing from the Crewe crowd.
19 days later
What a goal from Lukako 1-0 Everton.
I question anyone who don't rate Lukaku over Giroud. What a goal
LUKAKU AGAIN.
Looks like Chelsea are out.
Haha Costa the cunt is gone.
Costa now sent off. This is really good.
Costa really fits Chelsea like a glove. Pack of cunts.
Barry sent off now. Suspended for our match.
Barry
Was just about to say that Barry showed his experience and nous in how he just stood up to Costa and allowed him to get sent off. Now it looks he's just as stupid.
Costa the cunt could be in for more troubles. Replay showed that he appear to spit at Michael Oliver.
Courtois is having such a poor season. Let in too many goals that is savable this season.
Lukaku's goal was alright but had more to do with Chelsea's poor defending.
costa doing a robert pattinson
Costa giving Barry a love bite.
So basically us and United are favourites?
I have been an incredible charm today.
Got invited to dinner and my arrival into the living room, immediately, gets Costa sent off.
Lukaku then kills them off as soon as i sit down, after the pleasantries.
My mate is a chelski supporter and that's my hattrick.
Well that was a welcome surprise.
Lukaku is world class.
Come on, he isn't close to that.
He would be a very good buy, as good as Higuain or Aubameyang in my book. Don't get the posters on here who don't see it, his hold up play isn't half as bad as they claim, he can actually dribble unlike Giroud, and is pacy enough to represent a through-ball threat
Jed wrote:Lukaku is world class.
Giroud is world class.
Would much rather Lukaku than most of the players we tend to wish list around here.
Lukaku might help us win the Premier League, definitely. But I don't think he's the kind of player who'll help one bit in the CL.
Bold Tone wrote:I have been an incredible charm today.
Got invited to dinner and my arrival into the living room, immediately, gets Costa sent off.
Lukaku then kills them off as soon as i sit down, after the pleasantries.
My mate is a chelski supporter and that's my hattrick.
So luck evens itself out over the course of a season because you've been a fucking jinx till now.
dreamlord wrote:Lukaku might help us win the Premier League, definitely. But I don't think he's the kind of player who'll help one bit in the CL.
So he'd be good enough to help win the league, but wouldn't help at all in the CL. Makes sense.