is he signed yet
Mo Elneny
jones wrote:You don't need religion or diseases to find pork disgusting.
have you ever had bacon?
Qwiss! wrote:I always assume these things come from some old disease spreading situation and then get turned into whatever religious mumbo jumbo suits later on.
I suppose they come down from a time when the mumbo-jumbo and what counted for the rational received wisdom of public hygiene were all one and the same lore.
To paraphrase Latour's writing on the 19th century experimental verifications of the germ theory of disease: after 1860, the microbes had always been there.
An ancient Egyptian priest might have said: after the gods' commandments were given, the daily rites of cleansing would always already have staved off pestilence.
Speaking of not-so ancient Egyptians (smooth segue 8))
Meatwad wrote:jones wrote:You don't need religion or diseases to find pork disgusting.
have you ever had bacon?
No. No interest in ever trying it either, I find the smell nauseating
oh ok. hard to beat waking up to the smell of bacon cooking downstairs in the kitchen.
Ffs, almost every thread I'm entering is wildly off topic, lets reign it back in. If I'm forced to actually do some moderation work and move posts some people are going to get banned.
jones wrote:Meatwad wrote:have you ever had bacon?
No. No interest in ever trying it either, I find the smell nauseating
Wait aren't you the one who got thick with me and Tam about not eating cheese? And you wont even try bacon? Back in your box jones.
Life without bacon is only half a life, and you haven't really lived until you've had grilled pork tenderloin. 
Anyway, has this cat signed yet?!
Guess he wont be available for Sunderland or Liverpool anyway. This is starting to look like classic Arsenal messing about. Probably haggling over who pays for the printer ink for his contract.
Qwiss! wrote:jones wrote:No. No interest in ever trying it either, I find the smell nauseating
Wait aren't you the one who got thick with me and Tam about not eating cheese? And you wont even try bacon? Back in your box jones.
No, I was making fun of you not being able to eat pizza. Also being unable to eat cheese is not the same as not wanting to eat the skin of an animal that revels in its feces. I genuinely feel queasy smelling bacon.
Pretty sure it's all done but the assholes at the club as usual want everything i.e. pictures etc to be done before announcing it. Wonder what number he'll get, guessing something in the high 20s
Do you eat pepperoni on your pizza?
And I reckon a big slap up fried breakfast with rashers, sausages, pudding and all the other stuff beats pizza any day. If bacon makes you queasy I guess black pudding would make you vomit 
Qwiss! wrote:Do you eat pepperoni on your pizza?
If you're talking about the salami then no of course, I always put Italian peperone on my pizza though.
And yeah doesn't look like I'd be fond of black pudding, already looks like vomit. Not only that your slap up breakfast looks far from edible let alone delicious it also looks very unhealthy. Eat and let eat though, enjoy your black pig blood with intestines
Black pudding is absolutely gross.
No vomit I've ever seen looks like Black Pudding
Jack McCarthy's black pudding, apple , gherkins , mustard and cream - delicious.
This thread is so off-topic it's actually interesting
y va marquer wrote:No vomit I've ever seen looks like Black Pudding
Jack McCarthy's black pudding, apple , gherkins , mustard and cream - delicious.
Black pudding and apple is a salad is great.
jones wrote:Qwiss! wrote:Do you eat pepperoni on your pizza?
If you're talking about the salami then no of course, I always put Italian peperone on my pizza though.
And yeah doesn't look like I'd be fond of black pudding, already looks like vomit. Not only that your slap up breakfast looks far from edible let alone delicious it also looks very unhealthy. Eat and let eat though, enjoy your black pig blood with intestines
I will. Enjoy your moldy cuagulated milk.
Hey! No need to pick on cheese!
Wtf is going on in this thread. We're one step away from llamas and rollercosters.
I quite like how no one gave a fuck about oftgoon's warning can imagine him shouting 'Respect my authoritah' at his computer screen.
jones wrote:Meatwad wrote:have you ever had bacon?
No. No interest in ever trying it either, I find the smell nauseating
Some good suggestions for the game menu here.
dreamlord wrote:I quite like how no one gave a fuck about oftgoon's warning
You're right, it's time to get serious. One more off topic post and dreamy will be banned for 24 hours.
Ha ha I'm not afraid of you, you can't ban anyo
Qwiss! wrote:y va marquer wrote:No vomit I've ever seen looks like Black Pudding
Jack McCarthy's black pudding, apple , gherkins , mustard and cream - delicious.
Black pudding and apple is a salad is great.
A restaurant I go to fairly often does a great black pudding bruschetta.
I believe that's the first I've heard of someone not liking the smell of bacon. One of the girls I work with is vegetarian and absolutely loves the smell. She went absolutely mad for the smell of a bacon roll before she went off on maternity leave.
As for Elneny, what's his nickname going to be? I've not seen any of him yet but that's the most important question.
Tam wrote:Qwiss! wrote:Black pudding and apple is a salad is great.
A restaurant I go to fairly often does a great black pudding bruschetta.
I believe that's the first I've heard of someone not liking the smell of bacon. One of the girls I work with is vegetarian and absolutely loves the smell. She went absolutely mad for the smell of a bacon roll before she went off on maternity leave.
As for Elneny, what's his nickname going to be? I've not seen any of him yet but that's the most important question.
I have loads of friends who can't stand the smell, it's not just me. Depends on the background of your acquaintances, I have a lot of friends from Muslim countries so that's that
Pretty sure Elneny also doesn't eat bacon
Don't want him then, stick with Flamini. Though I can't decide if Flamini looks more like a raging carnivore or a militant vegan. Biggus, what does Mathieu send you to cook him for breakfast after he tickles you under the chin?
Wenger confirming that this should be done in "2-3" days - good news that. Probably too late for the Liverpool game, but excellent. He also seemed to suggest that he was looking to sign one more player - hope that happens sooner rather than later as well.
Can confirm. Also said that the deal is 'complicated' hence the delay.
“The deal is complicated a little bit,” said Wenger. “We work hard on it, we hope in the next two to three days we get to the end of it.
He added: “The only [signing]? I don’t rule out anybody else. He [Elneny] will at least be one of the signings and comes into an area where we are short at the moment.”
The boss also tackled a series of questions on other transfer business, admitting Mathieu Debuchy could still leave the club this month.
“He has an opportunity to go, yes, but we’ve not been in touch with any club,” noted Wenger.
I'd imagine that's maybe a right back if Debuchy goes. I know where we need players, I just can't see Wenger moving to make the kind of signings we need in the forward lines in January, or in midfield now that Elneny is coming in.
Mirth wrote:Can confirm. Also said that the deal is 'complicated' hence the delay.
“The deal is complicated a little bit,” said Wenger. “We work hard on it, we hope in the next two to three days we get to the end of it.
I bet it's complicated. The club has to pay people money and stuff and we all know how personal Wengs and the egghead take it when they have to part with their money.
Tam wrote:Don't want him then, stick with Flamini. Though I can't decide if Flamini looks more like a raging carnivore or a militant vegan. Biggus, what does Mathieu send you to cook him for breakfast after he tickles you under the chin?
Pretty sure Özil doesn't eat bacon either, Tam.
Neither did van Persie.
That's different though because he is a cunt.
Exactly. So eat bacon or you might end up a cunt.
Your Gallases Coles and Cescs were all big bacon fans though I hear.
Bob Marley didn't eat Bacon.
/end thread.
otfgoon wrote:Bob Marley didn't eat Bacon.
/end thread.
End of Mo Elneny thread
Rex wrote:Tam wrote:Don't want him then, stick with Flamini. Though I can't decide if Flamini looks more like a raging carnivore or a militant vegan. Biggus, what does Mathieu send you to cook him for breakfast after he tickles you under the chin?
Pretty sure Özil doesn't eat bacon either, Tam.
You can carry a couple of non bacon eating wierdos on the team, especially if they're valuable non bacon eating wierdos.
otfgoon wrote:Bob Marley didn't eat Bacon.
/end thread.
If you did your damn job and modded this place properly I wouldn't be so hungry right now.
#bringbackburnsandyva
otfgoon wrote:Bob Marley didn't eat Bacon.
And he died at the age of 36. Coincidence? I think not.