Jed wrote:

Benzema is a pipe dream. Forget him. Actually the mere mention of his name as a potential signing is starting to annoy me now.

So was Ozil two years ago.

So was Arshavin 6 years ago... according to USArsenal  :egg:

Debuchy posted the picture above of Rosicky and Cech on his Instagram account on Tuesday morning and wrote: “Well done Tom! Mission complete. What a sign #PetrCech #WelcomeCech”

Dick Law out, Tomas Rosicky in.

Seriously though, it's nice to see all our players excited by the transfer as well. Boost in the dressing room and all that.

And its great that we have players who can actually have an influence of other great players joining.

hoping for Alexis to get us Vidal.

Yes!!! And when Vidal comes he'll bring Pogba with him!

And pogba will bring Buffon with him, and we'll have upgraded goalkeeper twice in one summer. #ruthlessnesssquared

7 days later

Is that a before and after pic?

Arteta's looking at him and going: "... Petr, please put the helmet back on."

Fuck you, you follically-obsessed cunts. Petr is rocking the thinning look for the rest of us. Don't need the thickness in this heat anyway. 

Not really, in what world is that supposed to be a serious post. Just flew over the top of your presumably hairy head. 

USArsenal wrote:

how the hell has Wellbeck not recovered from a bone bruise that happened BEFORE the FA Cup final?

He's got boneitis#ThenewDiaby.

marv3llous wrote:


Why the fuck is he wearing his silly hat at training, is he expecting many challenges from Diaby?

These things happen. A training ground accident at Arsenal broke Rami Shaaban's leg and ended his career.

That scar Cech has on the right side of his mouth is from when he collided with Tal Ben Haim on the training ground a few years ago and ended up with 50 stitches, his face split completely open.