True or false tricks

You only log on to OMITT between masterbation sessions?

Fack off! Why would anyone in their right mind masturbate when you have a beautiful woman to look after you? But whatever floats your boat, boss. I don't judge (much).

Posting more because I've had some time off work and have watched lots of football and I am fucking loving it! Missed too much of what has been going on in the last couple of years.

lol! Bantz

Was that a true?

Fack off! False.

Now if we can come up with a way of stopping you from watching porn any time you watch Marco Reus play you might have an opinion on him that's worth a damn! #focus #multitaskingisforwomen #saveMarco

I bet you technically it's true unless you never ever test the old system again

Must be a bit of a thrill to get paid whilst you watch porn and flick on to OMITT every so often? Do you delete after or just go incognito from the get go? Or are you one of those daredevils that leave the history there to make it more exciting? You dirty bugger, you're the latter aren't you? You'll get into trouble you know.

So do we have an agreement on poor Marco? Will you promise to stop watching him with the porn goggles on?

Tricks reactive bantz like that comes across lame

Hang your head in shame

Wish I the time these days to even contemplate reading a copy of Zoo magazine!

You can make up for lost time when the kiddy's all grown up mate!

I'll be dead keen in gardening at that stage tricks

Talking seriously for a second

My feefa time is extremely limited these days

Look on the bright side, least you've got an excuse for being crap at it these days!

Bet I can still read ya like a book tricks

EA fixed FIFA with the transfer thingie! Can't wait for 16 now.

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

Bet I can still read ya like a book tricks

And not a very good one, right? Tbf, I got bang into Ultimate Team when I got my Xbox One a while back, but not had the time or energy to play it since either. And I must admit, although I'm still exremely good at it, I do find it harder to play on Xbox One than my old Xbox. Still take you to the cleaners though, that'll never change!

You a top player, Ricky?

What do you mean Rex?

Tricks I made you the guy you are today

You defo looked up to lord dizzle back in the day!

Rex wrote:

EA fixed FIFA with the transfer thingie! Can't wait for 16 now.

Haven't played it since they done that. It's a good change then? I was dubious when I heard.

Fixing FEEFA? You can't buy coins anymore, and there is a limit on how much you can sell a player for.
EA did it to make money themselves of course, but it has fixed the game for me.