'Cos they had their usual poxy luck and beat us, and we've been rubbish away from home.

United are actually better with 47 year old Robin van Persie than without

I wish I could come to this thread and just write "Oh my, United really do suck 😆 ", but I won't because they would just score immediately after I said it.

I just saw Phil Jones take a corner.

Let that sink in for a moment.

Hmm. Not sure about that, not when he's got that quiffy thing going on.
Two tone quiff is not a good look.

Sort of more a shaved head than shiny bald, I think it looks ok on him.

It was time to lose it though.

I read that Cambridge will earn £1.7m if there's a replay, which is greater than their annual income of £1.6m

General Mirth wrote:

I just saw Phil Jones take a corner.

Let that sink in for a moment.

He actually took every corner last match as well...

Sometimes, at a certain age, the hairstyle that people had when they were younger starts to make them look old.

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Phil Neville is such a hateful little twat.

If England just had one big table, Cambridge would be placed 79th.