Personally, I think we should have signed Scotty Parker 3 years ago. That boat's sailed now, really.

He is still very decent even for us currently

He has been better than all our central midifelders so far, to be honest and only Cesc has the excuse of being injured.

He just turned 30. Probably has a few years left in him.

If that boat has sailed, perhaps we can still board the Barton barge. He's still only 28. That's about 4 years at the top, assuming he doesn't do anything strange.

I wouldn't touch any of those cunts with the sharp end of a pointy stick. Criminals and coal miners, that's what they are.

How is Scott Parker a criminal and coal miner?

not sure how a starting CB on the second place team in the league can be on a "Worst XI". i know he hasnt been the best in the league, but he surely hasnt been the worst

Koscielny wouldnt deserve to be there either.. maybe we want better, but there are certainly worse ones out there

Zico wrote:

Joining him is Squillaci who must feel that surely his right-hand man and fellow countryman, Koscielny, was more deserving of this honor.

Funny how everyone seems so certain Kos is worse than Squill. I haven't really felt that to be the case, and they've both had bad performances.

Neither of them deserve to be anywhere near that list.

Yeah, I quite agree, but I find the other question (which of them is better / more reliable / more error-prone) more interesting.

I think that list was not necessarily the worst players in the league, otherwise it would be populated by scrubs from the lower end of the table. Most of the players on the list are quite good, including Squillaci. The common thread is that they have all failed to live up to expectations (mostly ours, but his own in the case of Balotelli).

Yeah - that's also true. And being a journalist he's courting controversy.

As the column states, half the issue is not that Squillaci / Koscielny aren't living up to expectations, but that perhaps they were never quite signings at the level that should have been expected to begin with.

Nor of Sébastien Squillaci – and given that he, unlike Stearman, is not a player who has earned his crack at the Premier League by helping the team get there in the first place, but a cut-price squad player whom Arsène Wenger deliberately signed when he could have afforded much better, his errors seem less forgivable.

By that standard, Chamakh should be on the list too, though obviously he hasn't had a terrible start to the season either.

Oh, and Barton can fuck off - the guy's a prize cunt. Don't care if he's ahving a good season. Parker though I'd love to have here.

Agreed.

I'd rather we had Eddie McGoldrick in midfield...

Asa, don't you think we need a bit of a cunt in that dressing room? Someone who will get a little passionate when we have to go out to meet Chelsea rather than trotting out like a lamb before slaughter. We need more guts. One would hope that the opportunity would be big enough to instill just enough discipline in him that he doesn't put out a cigar in Bendtner's eye.

Barton isn't just a cunt though, Zico, he's a genuine psychopath.

That's pretty much it. There's cunts, and then there's Joey Barton. There's passion, then there's stubbing cigars out in people's eyes. There's aggression, and then there's GBH.

Barton can fuck off - we can get all we need without relying on him, and whilst I agree that a fair few of our players need an almighty kick up the arse, I'd rather it wasn't someone like Joey Barton giving it.

asajoseph wrote:

That's pretty much it. There's cunts, and then there's Joey Barton. There's passion, then there's stubbing cigars out in people's eyes. There's aggression, and then there's GBH.

Barton can fuck off - we can get all we need without relying on him, and whilst I agree that a fair few of our players need an almighty kick up the arse, I'd rather it wasn't someone like Joey Barton giving it.

Lol. He might literally boot them in the rear. A proper savage he is.

Barton is a talented player but a genuine cunt and not someone I would want anywhere near Arsenal despite what he may be able to bring to the squad.