Pires never ever hit the ball with his laces.

Harry Redknapp still manages Spurs.

There's just something that will resonate through the ages about that combo.

Francis Jeffers is older than 34.

Seydou Doumbia is 27.

jones wrote:

Seydou Doumbia is 27.

I think you've misunderstood.

No, I think I somehow do believe that he's 27 if that makes any sense

Lukaku is another one whose face and physique belie his age, you don't doubt him though because he was born in Brussels. It's not impossible that the same is true for Doumbia.

jones wrote:

No, I think I somehow do believe that he's 27 if that makes any sense

Lukaku is another one whose face and physique belie his age, you don't doubt him though because he was born in Brussels. It's not impossible that the same is true for Doumbia.

He is 27. To quote the opening thread: [font=Source Sans Pro]Essentially, it's things you know aren't true but can't help believing them anyway. [/font]

We loose every single game when Lord Dula does not create the match thread.

Incorrect
I created two this season because nobody else would, and we won both.

Yeah Y va, you see what happens when I don't do the FA cup thread!

Thanks for nothing.

Jermaine Jenas, who is still 25, is a pundit on every single footie show.

Cazorla is a classy player, but we should sell him in the summer.

Kompany weighs in with a beauty "Kompany: Barca don't scare us, we've played Stoke away"

Ospina looks more like he belongs behind the counter in a pizza joint than on a football pitch with pro footballers.

Rex wrote:

Ospina looks more like he belongs behind the counter in a pizza joint than on a football pitch with pro footballers.

I can see it. There's a fella that works in my local pizza place that is the spit of Shay Given. Maybe keepers have an innate ability to spin dough.

Paying for players medical operations and not the stadium has held us back financially.

We could have probably built another stadium, just to piss Spurs off, with the money from Diaby's medical bill.

Wenger will die in the Arsenal managers chair.