Wilshere always plays with an erection

Wilshere runs forwards leaning backwards like a Monty Python sketch in fast forward.

Arsenal-mania never existed

No one enjoys losing more than Arsenal fans.

Wilsheres' s legs get a little shorter every week.

yakubu and obafemi martins will always score against arsenal

Ramsey's dip in form relative to the heights of last season is directly caused by his Beckham haircut.

Gazza M wrote:

yakubu and obafemi martins will always score against arsenal

You forgot Jason Roberts!

England are the Arsenal of international football.

Wayne Rooney is the quintessential Arsenal striker

England is the national team with the most Arsenal players

arsenal have been 'outplayed physically' more than any team in the history of football

Only in the last 8 years.

feels like forever. 'weird' feeling sums it up

Robbie Keane has played for Ireland since USA 94.

Alfonso wrote:

Cambiaso has been 32 for the last 10 years

That's a good one.

Most people hate Stoke.

Nothing weird about that Rex, everybody does.

Whichever international team becomes the core of Arsenal goes on to win the world cup or euro. France with Vieira and co. Spain with Fabregas and co. Germany with Ozil and co and now England with Wilshere and co...

Yup. The Spanish core with Fabregas, Almunia and Fran Merida.