Apparently Carlos Tevez hasn't scored a Champions League goal since 2009.

In fact, between April 2009 and May 2014 he didn't score a single goal in any European cup. That's half a decade without a goal in Europe. It's extraordinary for a striker. I've been thinking about this all day. He was going 1800 minutes or something along those lines without scoring. How is that possible?

Same as Arsenal, one off the richest clubs in the world going nearly a decade without winning anything, it's just a mystery we'll never solve.
It's a funny old game.

Shit post Biggus.

That's a bizarre stat Klaus, especially seeing as the goals haven't dried up for him in the leagues during the same period.

Gil Scott-Heron (sometimes thought of as the originator of rap, performer of "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised") was the son of the first black player at Celtic.

Patrick Kluivert and Ruud van Nistelrooy were born on the same day - always liked that one, Kluivert was doing nothing at Newcastle when RvN was at his peak, while RvN signed for Heerenveen for the year Kluivert started in the World Cup semi final.

Burnwinter™ wrote:

Shit post Biggus.

Filth is in the eye of the beholder Commissar.

Don't pollute threads with agenda-driven trolling. You've posted about half a dozen similar non sequiturs in the past few hours. Consider this a warning.

Benzema not scoring in like 19 hours of football for France, despite banging them in for Madrid.

Burnwinter™ wrote:

Gil Scott-Heron (sometimes thought of as the originator of rap, performer of "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised") was the son of the first black player at Celtic.

Really? 😆

Burnwinter™ wrote:

Gil Scott-Heron (sometimes thought of as the originator of rap, performer of "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised") was the son of the first black player at Celtic.

:o

The German national team have never lost a game in which Klose has scored.

He has scored 71 goals for them. Quite the sample size.

Joey Barton is not actually a Neanderthal

Ryan Giggs has a grandfather from Sierra Leone « this was a new one to me …

It really has been quite phenomenal and breathtaking the transformation of the image of tattoo's from the preserve of servicemen scumbags and assorted misfits to a metrosexual fashion accessory.

Ronaldo the only sane person on that list. Wow.

Ronaldo, the counter culturalist.
I never actually noted his lack of tattoos.