No need. She was supple as can be from dancing so could get her foot anywhere.

Worst still she wasn't trying. Also beat me at tennis which royally hacked me off. Pesky age gap

Lolll, Dula takes shitty pens

Never been one for great penners actually.

My game is about huge aggression and a lot of pace.

Bet I could take you on in a mad 50 yard dash. You're getting slower, old friend.

#Pacetoburn

I'm slower cos I don't exercise as much as I used to

How old are you?

😆 could be

I figure I've got two years left in the tank before I won't be physically capable of reaching the levels I desire

Fine with the looks aspect as they improve with age

I think as long as a man is comfortable with what happens to his hair with the passing of time he'll age well.
Limit the number of chins and bellies to one as well.

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

I'm slower cos I don't exercise as much as I used to

How old are you?

Ha, recently turned 20 ten.

Just at the peak of me considerable powers..

30?! Welcome to middle age flo!

Y va. Wouldn't worry about hair.

flo, prepare to lose your first step. that quick burst disappears after 30. hopefully the hair doesn't.

Middle age. I've accepted it, embraced it, and I'm loving it!

Started growing out an afro about two years ago, so even if I do lose the hair eventually, I have picture evidence to prove that I once had some!

y va marquer wrote:

Only ever played footy with my brother and his mates and they always stuck me goal.
They never showed any mercy with the ferocity of the shots fired my way and I never wore boots.
I was always trying to be real tough and indestructible in my GK duties.

So you played in goal a few times? You should really act like you're the only one who knows what a keeper is supposed to do.

y va marquer wrote:

Only ever played footy with my brother and his mates and they always stuck me goal.
They never showed any mercy with the ferocity of the shots fired my way and I never wore boots.
I was always trying to be real tough and indestructible in my GK duties.

So that why you're an astute observer, the onlooker sees most of the game.
My tactical observations were limited to shouting- Time! man on! away! or Keepers!

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

Reminds me of when I was young and I stuck my sister in goal as I practiced pens. She always used to stick a leg out and save em

I broke a little neighbourhood girls thumb once when I was 10.
The little fool tried to stop one of my Roberto Carlos thunderbastard freekicks.

kamikaze wrote:

laphroaig, they make a mean single-malt. my cultured right foot would lend the brand an air of sophistication. think bill murray in lost in translation.

My favourite whisky 😃

Wembley
Goalkeeper
Ox
PSG, for reasons cited by IG
Adidas Predators
Adidas

Irish gunner wrote:
kamikaze wrote:

laphroaig, they make a mean single-malt. my cultured right foot would lend the brand an air of sophistication. think bill murray in lost in translation.

My favourite whisky 😃

Pretty unbeatable stuff. One of the best parts of life.

1) if you could play at any stadium where would ya choose?
Bernabeu

2) if you played which position would you wanna nail down
Right back - been playing it for quite some time and like the asks of the position (stamina, delivery, defense....)

3) which player would you most like to be room mate with
Podolski would be just a little too much so I'm thinking Koscielny....he seems balanced in that he could have a laugh or just chill

4) if you couldn't play for arsenal which club would you play for
Think my industrious playing style suits Everton

5) what are your fave ever boots
Older/softer leather Adidas F50's....loved those one they were properly broken in

6) who would you want to be sponsored by?
Adidas

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