Liverpool: Targaryen- Traditional old ex-power, current lot naive and deluded.
Spurs: Stark- Always getting fucked over, but they do know their place.
Man City: Baratheon- Johnny come latelys powerful but yet to establish credibility.
Chelsea: Lannister- Filthy rich noveau riche crass and vicious.
Arsenal: Tyrell- Also rich but slightly less so, more show than substance, always hanging around on the off chance they can sneek in if everyone else falls over.
Headed by a clueless fool.
Everton: Frey- The butt of everyones jokes, but they have a nasty streak and are capable of inflicting damage.
Stoke: Wildlings- Filthy uncouth savages, outside the laws of all civilised society.
Easily enough handled outside their environment but dangerous on their patch.
Man Utd: White Walkers- Terrifying ancient evil beings which traditionally awaken to wreak devastation on the world every winter (which lasts 10 years according to the book) are temporarily in disarray at the moment, but as we all know- WINTER IS COMING!
