So Tancredi Palmeri's big news secret is out.

Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri ยท 2m

The Arsenal HUGE news:
28 January
Arsene Wenger met this agent. The player said that. Here exactly what happened.

He's convinced that van Persie is due a return to Arsenal in the summer. Same story that Daily Mail reported two weeks ago but with more detail.

Where about does on that does he mention the RvP part?

Yes please. We can win the PL and CL double next season with a fit RVP.

๐Ÿ˜† Are you like 12 years old or something?

JazzG wrote:

Where about does on that does he mention the RvP part?

About half way through.

van Persie was my favourite player from 2005 till he left and is still one of my favourite players to watch. But I absolutely hate what he did to us and for that, I wouldn't take him back.

Spend the extra 15m and someone younger who's just as good.

Fuck this cunt.

@lorddulaarsenal wrote:

He may be the best we can get if we don't seal top four

What on earth are you on about? We're not signing RVP if we fall out of the top four ๐Ÿ˜†

What's in that soundcloud? Can't listen to it here.

Vos also represents Vermaelen, so maybe they were talking about Vermaelen. Wenger said he has never spoken to Vermaelen about leaving.

Assuming the meeting actually occurred and was about RVP, is it even legal for Wenger and Vos to meet without the permission of United? Can't imagine Wenger would be involved in tapping up.

Give this one a 2% chance. Don't want the prick anyway.

Wow Palmeri also says that Moyes has given the ok for RVP to move back to Arsenal as long as the money is right.

Volante wrote:

Assuming the meeting actually occurred and was about RVP, is it even legal for Wenger and Vos to meet without the permission of United? Can't imagine Wenger would be involved in tapping up.

He's just as bad as the other managers, they all speak to the players behind the clubs back but very hard to actually prove anything.

If Wenger tried to re-sign this low life I'd lose all respect for him.

If you want to bring in a world class malcontent striker just buy Balotelli.

We'd have one of the best three strikers in the league, and also solve our biggest problem.

But he's a cunt. Not quite Nasri, Cole and Adebayor, but right behind them.

Dilemma indeed. If you ask me, I will never forgive him.

He's way worse than Nasri.

Even objectively it'd be a massive risk to take him. He was nothing but a crock when he was here and he's in his 30s now.

Physically van Persie is a different animal now than he used to be. Clearly far, far stronger and his body responds to duels in a different way.

Wilshere wrote:

But he's a cunt. Not quite Nasri, Cole and Adebayor, but right behind them.

Why is he behind Nasri?
What did Nasri do exceptionally cunty?
He wasn't the captain he didn't spend most of his time injured, he ran his contract down but didn't make a big justification attempt about it, he didn't move to a hated rival and finally did it purely for money.
Now he won't be making any Arsenal fans cult hero lists but how is he worse than that other piece of shit?

Volante wrote:

Physically van Persie is a different animal now than he used to be. Clearly far, far stronger and his body responds to duels in a different way.

Don't worry Volly, when our medicos get their hands on him he'll be back to his old self.

Cheaper?
That's a very Wengerian attitude, the cheapest solution is usually the worst.
Do you value anything like pride and dignity?

Edit: Oh I see you've thought it over and deleted.
Never mind.

Even if the subject came up during a conversation with his agent I can't see how we're seriously interested. It's too big a gamble from an objective point of view. I hate the thought of van Persie playing for us again, but it's the idea of him breaking down in october and Giroud being the point man for another season that really scares me. There are other players to sign this summer. Let's get one of them.

This guy is the biggest cnut in Arsenal history.
But you guys have it all wrong. This is not about van Persie. Assuming Palmeiri is right...

Wenger has the fiercest rival in Premier League history with Alex Ferguson for a decade and a half. They can't stand each other. Their teams have many heated encounters, most notably pizza gate. When his team is down, Wenger loses his only star player to Alex. A star player who had alternatives. How would you view Wenger if he then went out to try to get this guy back? What kind of b*&ch move would that be?

Wenger didn't "lose his star player" he sold him. ๐Ÿ˜†

What Van Persie did to us was far worse than what Nasri did.

Whether Van Persie is the bigger cunt in general is a different matter.

Timothy wrote:

Give this one a 2% chance. Don't want the prick anyway.

I concur.

I honestly don't see how anyone can even compare him to Nasri. This bloke stabbed the club in the back with his statement and forced a move to our most hated rival. Nasri on the other hand just didn't want to extend his contract, kept his mouth shut, and was prepared to play out his final year here. The only reason I can see for anyone to have problems with Nasri is because of a few statements after he left; I have zero problems with that though since he received a LOT of stick from Arsenal fans. It is basically the Walcott 2-0 sign but the boot is on the other foot. Don't fucking dish out abuse and then feel offended if you get some back.

it's ridiculous. while we're out here allegedly trying to mend things with our dear Robin, Moyes is probably thinking about using the 10-15m pounds we'd pay him as a down-payment for Costa or Cavani. Or both

United aren't signing Cavani or Costa without CL football.

Nasri is a horrible little man, make no mistake. But he's a horrible little man who was willing to play hard for Arsenal even in the days before his move was finalised. Not to romanticise the cnut, but he was probably the best player on the field in his last game

Nasri is a horrible piece of work but Arsenal are to blame to some degree for that transfer story too. He wanted to open talks about a new contract the summer before his breakthrough but the club wasn't interested at the time. Then he had a great first half of the 10/11 season and went fishing for better clubs and better wages.

Need, but don't want. He's a snake of the worst kind. If his departure from Arsenal wasn't indication enough, his desire to now leave United leaves no doubt.

If Costa, Falcao and Cavani are unattainable. I would take RvP back in a heartbeat. Nothing personal, just business. Not like he relies on pace, he'll go strong for another few years.

At the heart of it all, Arsenal are to blame for all these major transfers out except maybe Adebayor. He thought he had big cojones

Can't see Falcao going anywhere while rehabbing a shredded knee.

Biggus wrote:

Cheaper?
That's a very Wengerian attitude, the cheapest solution is usually the worst.
Do you value anything like pride and dignity?

Edit: Oh I see you've thought it over and deleted.
Never mind.

It was sarcastic dig on AW. ๐Ÿ˜› Nothing is out of the question after Silvestre.

Deleted because ludovic asked something different.

Agents represent multiple players. I don't believe this story.

YounGunner wrote:

I would take RvP back in a heartbeat. Nothing personal, just business.

You're some fan, "nothing personal just business"
I don't see what difference it would make to you, you won't make a penny out of it.