How old is Helder Postiga now? It feels like he's been around since the early nineties. Still haven't learned how to kick a football. I can't believe Portugal don't have anyone better to put up front.

He's only 31 years old! What the fuck. How is this possible?

Someone must have broken the time-space continuum. I blame Rex.

Klaus wrote:

I can't believe Portugal don't have anyone better to put up front.

😆 People have been saying that for 10 years. They should naturalize some Brazilian or summat. Or what about that Bebe fella?

It's just unbelievable. They used to have Pauleta at least. Since then it's been Postiga and Almeida.

I hear Diego Costa is available for hire.

This Portugal Sweden game is ferociously dull.
I may give up on it.

😆 Källström completely midjudges a situation and makes up for it by clobbering Coentrao in the neck with his elbow. Then he pretends to fall over him to stop him in his tracks. My dad sits next to me in the couch and can't believe what he's just seen: "He's absolutely brilliant tactically!"

We're so lucky to have Koscielny.

I've fucking jinxed him, massive positional error from Koscielny on that goal.

Koscielny is so good at controlling crosses and playing out from the back.

Nasri misses a very, very good chance. Horrible finish.

Wilshere looks fooked

Comical defending. Neither of these teams deserve to be in the World Cup.

Do you not care Klaus about Sweden going through?

Koscielny gives away a penalty. Idiot.

Tony: Not really. Don't like either of those teams though. Cynical and ineffective football at its worst.

Koscielny just decked someone. Straight red, now he's public enemy #1 in France.