I wouldn't normally do this because I saw this posted on the, erm, other forum but it's just too funny to leave behind.
Harry Redknapp:
"I got some sweets, me and Kevin, and it was so packed. The next thing there's two guys on their knees in front of me and I felt someone pull my overcoat.
"I thought 'what are you doing?'. The next thing he's got my keys on the floor.
"I thought 'is he a blind man or someone having trouble walking properly?'
What are they doing, these two blokes?
"I'm going 'let go of my trousers', pushing them away. While I'm doing that they're rifling my pockets, there were about six of them. And then they went.
"I thought 'what are they doing?' I went to put my hand in my pockets and realised what they'd done."They took everything."
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