Daz if you wanna be a hipster like volly for example, you gotta turn your back on all other aspects of life. No socialising down the pub, no eating out in restaurants; it's home deliveries take away from here on in til you've developed a twitter body, youre gonna need more bandwith and megabytes and under no circumstances are you to engaged in any sort of relationship with a girl. That's unless you wanna remain in the dark over ligue tois prospects and journeymen
Your username could do with a tweak, it's too acceptable at the moment. Try something like nuts, don draper, ooooh oooh and you just gotta gets you a player avatar. Sergio Busquets oughta do it