Audi Cup. City vs AC Milan on.

City looking sharp. 3-0 in first 22 minutes.

Watching Audi Cup. Man City 3-0 up v Milan. In 20 minutes... They look good.

Playing 4-4-2 with Toure and Fernandinho at CM, Navas and Silva on the flanks, and Jovetic slightly behind Dzeko who is playing at point. Trying Javi Garcia at CB as well.

Milan are piss poor, but Man City look really good.

4-0, Dzeko with his second.

Dzeko will start the season as first choice for them.

5-0, Dzeko again.

Marginal upgrade on Giroud...

5-1, El Shaarawy. Javi Garcia showing he is no CB...

5-2, El Shaarawy again. Javi Garcia showing that he defo isn't a CB.

Rex wrote:

Marginal upgrade on Giroud...

😆 Was such a well taken goal. Fantastic tekkers.

3 goals for Milan in 6 minutes. Almost a fourth now!

City have stopped playing completely.

Guardiola has turned Bayern into a pointless, boring tiki taka team. Cunt. :gah:

Some of us actually like football.

Some of us actually like Arsenal first.

The one doesn't exclude the other.

25 minutes into the Bayern v Man City game. Bayern with 72 percent possession. They have more possession because the rarely attempt the dangerous ball. We have a new Barcelona guys. 🙁

Think that's a bit unfair, they are killing City all over the pitch.

City are defending very deep and in numbers.

They are, and they are playing really well. No arguments there.

Up until two months ago they didn't really value possession for the sake of it though. They attempted the early, risky but potentially threatening, ball to either flank or to Mandzukic a lot. It meant less possession and more attacks from their opponents, but they gained opportunities to counter attack a lot more. I am not saying that this way of playing necessarily will be less successful, though it is highly likely after last season, but I think they are a lot less attractive to watch as a neutral.

Holy shit, Michael Owen is in the studio.

David James barnet is proper rascal.

Man City 1-0, Negredo. Bayern, predictably, look vulnerable the same way Barcelona do.

Bayern peno now. Muller makes it 1-1

Mandzukic 2-1.

Boateng. I know they look similar, but still...

Nah, was Mandzukic. They look better with a proper striker on the pitch too.

Commentator just said that nobody expected Navas to be that quick. Do these guys even watch football?

Navas is going to be really good for Man City unfortunately.

They are mostly clueless.

Swansea dusting off Malmo 4-0. Rex, your boys are taking one hell of a beating.

Captain wrote:

Commentator just said that nobody expected Navas to be that quick. Do these guys even watch football?

He's electric.

Wish we signed him

Captain wrote:

Commentator just said that nobody expected Navas to be that quick. Do these guys even watch football?

Tea almost went down my windpipe when that "expert" dropped that gem.

Is David James really that thick?
It takes some doing to make McManaman sound intelligent.

Captain wrote:

David James barnet is proper rascal.