I want the next Fifa to have real "in the room" negotiations. Just to see what Wenger is like.
Me: Okay we'll sell you Benteke for £15.5 million.
Wenger: .5!? Ven did vee say £15.5 ? Dick, let's go.
Me: Wait, wait!!!
door slam
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:''Wenger hardball" Fail to conclude a deadline day transfer with Arsenal.