Explaining stuff is good sometimes. Whats this about - pick a team full of wankers?

3 of those you can take to war with you (Cole, Rooney and Mourinho). So as much I hate them (well, the first two) they would prob also be in my first 11 Prem team.

The rest are a mixture of meh, shit and generally weak.

I rather have some of those cunts in my team than what we see as the Arsenal 11 today.

Who is the biggest cunt at Arsenal? Maybe Wilshere. Fact we dont have many or any players opposition fans hate speaks volumes.

Bold Tone wrote:

Ok Armor. Just a passing time thread but did not think it was appropriate to use "C*nts eleven" as a thread title

So the aim is to pick a team of wankers then?!

I'd make Joey Barton captain and have Marlon King and Lee Hughes as the dream pairing up front.

Not many people hate anyone at City and they actually have one of the most likeable blokes in all of football as their captain.

I forgot Ched Evans. I'd have to go 4-3-3 then.

If you'd had Barton and Suarez in there I'd have figured out what you meant by back to front eleven

Reina
Cole
Skrtel
Terry
Rafael
Anderson
Giggs
Young
Welbeck
van Persie
Torres

Special mention to Glen Johnson who narrowly missed out.

Reina

Alves
Pepe
Terry
Cole

Barton
Busquets
Giggs
Bale

Suarez
Rooney

Schmeichel

Evra
Terry
Stam
Alves

Bale
Xavi
Scholes
Barton

Duncan Ferguson
Collymore

Coach: Phil Brown

Or

or

Pulis wins hands down.

Surprised no ones mentioned Sheringham, a funt of the highest order

I went for players who were still playing. Otherwise Neville, Keane, Sheringham and van Nistelrooy would feature very highly

---------adebayor
--bale------------nasri
------van der vaart
----Adam---nolan
Evra-shawcross-huth-walker
-----------Krul

Burnwinter wrote:

Schmeichel

Evra
Terry
Stam
Alves

Bale
Xavi
Scholes
Barton

Duncan Ferguson
Collymore

Coach: Phil Brown

Why do you hate Xavi and Scholes? I can understand the former actually.

Okay heres my bizzaro 11 4-4-2 (with Wenger as manager of course)

GK Almunia (just makes it in ahead of Richard Wright)
LB Santos (this was a straight fight between him and Traore)
RB Eboue
CB (We've been "blessed" in this position over the Wenger years) Silvestre
CB Cygan
LM Gervinhio
CM Denilson
CM Rosicky (6 years! what was the point??)
RM Hleb
CF Jeffers
CF Chamakh

Tony Montana wrote:

Why do you hate Xavi and Scholes? I can understand the former actually.

Yeah, Xavi because of what a prick he was all through the Fabregas to Barca saga, and Scholes because he's a furrow-browed, vicious shit. I just don't like them or their faces.

Nolan's a good shout though.

All those tackles that get brushed under the carpet get under my skin. Scholes clearly knows what he is doing; one of the finest midfielders of the last 20 years doesn't know how to perform the basic action of tackling without hurting someone? Yeah, good one.

Yep, he's an autistic, mean, small-souled, ginger thug / savant.

How could you not hate Scholes? He's a horrible little cunt.

Too soon.