1-Pepe Reina
2-Alves
3-Cole
4-Busquets
5-Terry
6-Pepe
7-Di Maria
8-El Hadj Diouf
9-Adebayor
10-Rooney
11-Neymar
Coach-Mourinho

Explaining stuff is good sometimes. Whats this about - pick a team full of wankers?

Ok Armor. Just a passing time thread but did not think it was appropriate to use "C*nts eleven" as a thread title

3 of those you can take to war with you (Cole, Rooney and Mourinho). So as much I hate them (well, the first two) they would prob also be in my first 11 Prem team.

The rest are a mixture of meh, shit and generally weak.

I rather have some of those cunts in my team than what we see as the Arsenal 11 today.

Who is the biggest cunt at Arsenal? Maybe Wilshere. Fact we dont have many or any players opposition fans hate speaks volumes.

My thoughts exactly. Every opposition fan loved Senderos, Almunia, Denilson due to their lack of threat even Fungus started loving Wenger since he became shit.

Bold Tone wrote:

Ok Armor. Just a passing time thread but did not think it was appropriate to use "C*nts eleven" as a thread title

So the aim is to pick a team of wankers then?!

I'd make Joey Barton captain and have Marlon King and Lee Hughes as the dream pairing up front.

Not many people hate anyone at City and they actually have one of the most likeable blokes in all of football as their captain.

I forgot Ched Evans. I'd have to go 4-3-3 then.

When compiling that list, the only City players i could think of that came close was Balotelli because my hatred of Nasri is gone

If you'd had Barton and Suarez in there I'd have figured out what you meant by back to front eleven

Good shout. Those two definitely qualify

Armor wrote:
Bold Tone wrote:

Ok Armor. Just a passing time thread but did not think it was appropriate to use "C*nts eleven" as a thread title

So the aim is to pick a team of wankers then?!

I'd make Joey Barton captain and have Marlon King and Lee Hughes as the dream pairing up front.

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/back_and_front

Reina
Cole
Skrtel
Terry
Rafael
Anderson
Giggs
Young
Welbeck
van Persie
Torres

Skrtel and Torres don't particularly piss me off

Special mention to Glen Johnson who narrowly missed out.

Reina

Alves
Pepe
Terry
Cole

Barton
Busquets
Giggs
Bale

Suarez
Rooney

Schmeichel

Evra
Terry
Stam
Alves

Bale
Xavi
Scholes
Barton

Duncan Ferguson
Collymore

Coach: Phil Brown