Balotelli scores!

I'm calm, don't really care who wins this. My only hope is that Theo doesn't sky his and end up psychically scarred.

Gerrard scores.

Gerrard scores

Damn it.

Montolivo you fucking spanner.

Montolivo misses

Great penalty by Gerrard.

Missed the goal. That's disgraceful.

He looked super nervous.

Shrek scores

PArker

Don't really want Theo to take one tbh.

Pirlo SUPERB

Wow. Just wow....

I love you Pirlo. You sexy, sexy thing.

theo will be last

Pirlo does a Panenka. He's officially the coolest person in the world now. I want to have his babies.

I want Pirlo's babies.

Sort of.