Keith Richard's Less Culturally Significant Cousin Thrice Removed wrote:"For 50 years, we owned the game … We were the governance of the game. We wrote the rules, designed the pitches and everything else.
"Then, 50 years later, some guy came along and said you’re liars and they actually stole it. It was called FIFA. Fifty years later, another gang came along called UEFA and stole a bit more."
which is stupid, cus everyone knows the Hawaiians invented football by kicking coconuts against a fat woman's behind as punishment for overeating.