This is a fucking outrage! Business and squad wise this is ok, but where's the pride? I'm fucking surrounded by Man U fans, and although they're decent enough not to be texting or jibing, I know, and they'll know, and I'll fucking see it in their eyes!
I'm going off to hammer together some IKEA-furniture! They'll be wonky and horrible to look at, and a 5 year daily reminder of this shit.