November 30:
Manchester United 1 - 2 Crystal Palace
December 7:
Basel 2 - 1 Manchester United
What a brilliant week this has been for them 
Let's all laugh at United
They wasted all their goals on us.
For once they go out of a couple of competitions in the same week. 
invisibleman18 wrote:For once they go out of a couple of competitions in the same week.
More to the point, they go out in December!
They've been woeful for weeks in the league, particularly up front. Rooney's gone to shit again.
Feels as good as an Arsenal win.
Rooney has played a lot in midfield for some reason though.
It's because Fergie spends all of his money on Strikers (like how Wenger spends it all on midfielders. It highlights their difference in philosophy quite aptly).
Fungus has the trophies to back up why he is right though.
I think it's funny that, for all the money Ferguson has spent on strikers, Phil Jones was the only one who managed to tap one in against Palace and Basel.
I must admit, after the 2-8 I didn't see two things coming:
Us still being in the Last 16 in the CL in 2012 and ManUre not.
Muhahahahah.
Curious to read some Tweets of our players now.
this beauty of a thread from when the CL draw was made:
Top of the Group without breaking sweat. The CL Group Stage is dead to me...
http://www.redcafe.net/f6/top-group-without-breaking-sweat-cl-group-stage-dead-me-342895/
Fuck me, those Mancs are deluded.
They're strikers have been a bit shit lately.
Fucking hell, I just saw the sitter that Rooney missed early on in the game
Yeah, that one was special Klaus. You think that is bothering him much right now?
I win this thread.
Humble Rex wrote:Yeah, that one was special Klaus. You think that is bothering him much right now?
He'll probably blame it on his new hair that was hanging down his face.
I can't put into words how much I dislike this old fart.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahem.
Oh the comedy of it all.
Couldnt have happened to a more deserving bunch of overrated twonks.
About to head out for dinner with a United friend who never stops dissing Arsenal. I'll pay for his pita and pints tonight and won't say a thing. Lol.
Wouldn't talk too much, he'll just bring up the 8-2 
if they keep getting bad results and us good ones, i'll start to own that 8-2 shit and turn it on them. i'd 8-2 be united right now.
i'd take a trashing like that any day if meant we won something in the end and they performed this shitty.
General Mirth wrote:
I win this thread.
Hahaha!
Laughing at the press for suggesting the Manc clubs were struggling. "We're not struggling" he says.
Who's laughing now?
What a wonderful day!
Are we going to have to start a Europa league 11/12 thread to keep an eye on Utd City & Spurs?
One wonders what Fungi will do now will he try to make the best of it and try to win it as I think City now will, or will he have a Fungiesque dummy spit and just play kids in it?
Biggus wrote:Are we going to have to start a Europa league 11/12 thread to keep an eye on Utd City & Spurs?
No, because nobody gives a fuck about that cup.
Channel No. 5, Manchester perfume. Lol
Klaus, you do have to admit, once the riff-raff clear out, a competition with Valencia, United, Citeh, Ajax, Udinese and Atletico should be decent. And you know you won't want to miss Citeh-Stoke on a wet, windy Thursday night.
Unfortunately their misery was eased slightly by City's failure.
Still though, how embarrassing for them not making it out of that easiest of groups
No way would that have lessened the blow.
We all knew Citeh were virtually out as Napoli are a decent team against a disappointing Villareal.
y va marquer wrote:Unfortunately their misery was eased slightly by City's failure.
Still though, how embarrassing for them not making it out of that easiest of groups
A City fan said to me that he wasn't too unhappy as they're used to disappointment (much like us) but they aren't and thats what makes it even better. 
Barca - Crystal Palace - Basel
They all beat United, but what else do they have in common?
Same colour kit.
What a coincidence!
Seriously though I still can't stop laughing at these motherfuckers. Hope they rot and burn in hell starting from this weekend as well
banduan wrote:Barca - Crystal Palace - Basel
They all beat United, but what else do they have in common?
i knew barca traumatized them and damn near caused fergie to stroke out on the sideline with his quivering arms. but i didn't know it was that bad. unfortunate we didn't have the red currant, navy striped kit this season. we might have won at old trafford instead of getting our teeth kicked in.
Meatwad wrote:unfortunate we didn't have the red currant, navy striped kit this season. we might have won at old trafford instead of getting our teeth kicked in.
Yeah I'd imagine a few who'd like that.