Name your team then, Claudius.
Edit - just seen that you did on the last page!
I really don't get the van der Vaart love. He's a good player, no doubt, but he's also an overweight, unfit, streaky, Arshavin-esque, lazy bastard. Can't run, can't play 90 minutes, can't play 3 games in a week, shit in at least half the games he does play, mediocre stats - I wouldn't want him at Arsenal in a month of Sundays. Flaky prima donna.
Assou-Ekotto and Modric are fair enough, I wouldn't include them, but I can see why you would. I just don't get the vdV thing at all.