G'day Rakim, welcome.
Rocky and anxious times right now, what with the outrageously high £50m fee paid for Ben White, the over on which was the last £15m Arsenal will ever have to spend in the transfer market, meaning the club's likely to be bolstering its squad with unusually fit jockeys and dentists in the summer.
Not to mention our frankly psychotic manager, whose interpersonal skills could be compared to those of Charles Arthur Salvador, Britain's most notorious violent prisoner. Under his tyranny I fear for the safety of our squad each and every day, and hope all will be able to escape to witness protection in preparation for a trial at the Hague.
Last but not least, there's the wicked problem of the genius Antonio Conte's tenure at Spurs, whose mercurially brilliant leadership will ensure our rivals never drop a single league point.
But if you've been reading the forum, you'll be well up on all that!
