Hi I'm Porno Buff, you guys can call me Porno tho.
A lil bit about me... I've been an Arsenal fan ever since we went a season unbeaten. I laughed along with those that chuckled at Wenger when he said he'd do it, but then I was left like totally OMG when he did it.
I'm from London so have a London voice. Sometimes when I'm bored I walk round the house going "oooooooh bloody'ell, what can I do, I'm soooooooo booooooooooored".
I'm very happy the clock's been brought back, life seemed so empty without it. Not overly impressed with it's lack of surround, but hey figuratively speaking, when you're boning a bird you aint gonna stop and say "hey damn it, why can't you be blonde, why cant you have legs as long as the river thames (sorry, did say I'm a London lad), why cant you have blue peepers, or why cant you have a belly button that doesnt smell funny".
I'm looking forward to spending time on this forum, and sharing, nope enforcing my views on you. My favourite discussion points are formations and comparing Arsenal to Barcelona. Oh and if I start talking all London, just correct me.
Thank you, much love, and good night.