It's my birthday you muppets so don't fucking ruin it. Birthday cake and espresso martinis on the menu for this 1.
Arteta's worst month is nearly over. Maybe he can get us to a 33% win percentage in the league for April 2026 which will be lower than his average win percentage for April in the league at 44%.
Despite myself and all the signs we've seen throughout the season, I still have a little hope that we can win out and City will drop points. As Arteta's great idol once said "I've always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can't live for a second without hope". So I guess I'm still living.
Maybe we will manage to score more than 1 goal a game from now who knows. A win here would be a good place to start. Play whoever just let them try to score a goal please. And if we lose/draw then good riddance at the end of the season.