lorddulaarsenal Multiple choice:
- He stuffs his cheeks with surplus chestnuts as winter approaches.
- His cheek muscles are vastly enlarged due to months of enraged tooth-grinding when not all members of the public supported the Poppy Appeal after he campaigned for it from 2010–2014.
- That incident where he seemed to be trying to win the ball back while prone and rotating in circles on the turf was actually a stroke, which paralysed both sides of his face and permanently impaired 40% of his tactical outlook.
